There was this guy who just came back from a war. He needed something to do or, more accurately, someone to do. So he goes to a whorehouse and the madam asks, “Do you have money?” The guyresponds, “Me have money.” The madam asks, “Do you have experience?” The guy shakes his head no and the madam tells him, “Come back with some experience.”
So the guy is wandering around the woods, wondering where he is going to get experience. He then sees a small hole in a tree. He sticks it in the hole, does his business and goes back to the whorrehouse. The madam asks “Do you have money?” The guy responds, “Me have money.” The madam asks, “Do you have experience?” The guy says, “Me have a little experience.”
The madam directs him to a door and, when the guy walks in he sees a girl on the bed. He picks her up, turns her around, and kicks her square in the ass. The girl exclaims, “Why did you do that?!” He replies, “I have to make sure you don't have bees in you!”