YO this is miss HORNYSTAR here by miss HORNYDIRTY's request.

CHICKEN BREAST
Once there was a sale for chicken breast in the shopping centre.
A lady saw the promotion and was very curious.
Decided to find out what the promotion is all about, she visited the shop with the sale for chicken breast.
When she reached there, all she found was skimpy pieces of chicken breast with little meat.
So,she decided to ask the chef to cut a bigger chicken breast with more meat for her.
The chef said, ' okay, you go take a walk around the shopping centre and i'll call you once i'm done.'
So the woman went off.
After a few minutes, the chef made an announcement through the PA system and said,' The lady who want bigger breast, please meet me at the back of the shop.'

get the joke?
hahas.
next.

Gambler boy
There is a boy who is a betting king.
When he entered school, his teacher felt that he should be able to teach the boy the right thing as there is no student that cannot be taught well.
On that day, the boy talked to the teacher,' I bet with you $5 dollars that you butt has a mole.'
The teacher grinned , knowing that his butt does not have a mole, said ,' Sure.'
So the teacher showed the boy his butt which has no mole.
So they boy lost the bet and gave the teacher $5.
The teacher , feeling pleased, called up the parent of the boy.
The father answered and said,' Teacher, did you bet with the boy today?'
'Yes, he bet that my butt has a mole but i dont have so he lost the bet.'
The father answered ,' Oh DAMN it , he bet with me $100 dollars today that he will see the teacher's butt by the end of the day.'

HOHO.
that's all now.

TATA~